40 most hilarious and funny Spongebob quotes

40 most hilarious and funny Spongebob Quotes:

Spongebob is one of the most popular and entertaining cartoon series. Spongebob Squarepants has many daily quotes and comments, however today we have picked up some of the most hilarious and funny SpongeBob quotes ever. The quotes of SpongeBob are as follow.

Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”

Spongebob: "I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25!"

SpongeBob: “Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.”

SpongeBob: "Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am."
Patrick: "Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!"

Mr. Krabs: “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”

Spongebob: "It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us."

Spongebob: "I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes."

Spongebob: "Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!"
Patrick: "Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose."

Patrick: "If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking."

Spongebob Squarepants: "Guess what day today is?"
Patrick: "Annoy Squidward day?"
Spongebob: "No silly! That’s on the 15!"

Mr. Krabs: "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly."

Patrick: "My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick."

“I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob”

Spongebob: "Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!"

Patrick Star: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

Spongebob: "I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

Squidward: “Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.”

SpongeBob: “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.”

Spongebob: "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"

Spongebob: "Can't have dirty garbage!"

Spongebob: "Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire.

Mr. Krabs: “That hat makes you look like a girl.”
SpongeBob: “Am I a pretty girl?!”

Squidward: "This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color."

Patrick: (with candy in his mouth) “All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?” (Spongebob, the cops, and Patrick laugh) “I mean it!”

Squidward: "Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun?"

Spongebob: “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”

Patrick: "I can't see my forehead!"

Patrick: "My ice cream! It's alive!"

SpongeBob: “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…Then it would just be alright.”

Spongebob: "Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes."

Mr. Krabs: “A five letter word for happiness…money.”

Spongebob: "Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"

Spongebob: "Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?"
Patrick: "Um… more time for thinking."

Spongebob: "Krabs are so cheap they can't even pay attention."

        

 Patrick: "It may be stupid but it's also dumb."

Spongebob: "Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face."

Spongebob: "I'm so cold; I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks."

Patrick Star: “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

Spongebob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"

Patrick: "Yeah, I get called that a lot."
Spongebob: "What? A genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."

Patrick: "Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me."

Patrick: "What does claustrophobic mean?"

Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Clause."

Top 50 Smile Quotes to make you smile

Top 50 Smile Quotes to make you smile:

Smile and happiness come in the same phase. When you become happy you will smile and when you smile you become happy. It is the ornament of any human being. It is the final and ultimate goal of life to become happy and share our happiness with others. If you have a broken heart and want to put back smile then this is the right place and for those who are already happy and smiling and want to share their happiness as it is then also you have landed on a correct page here, we will show you some of the smile quotes to make you smile.

I can't change my personality. I'll always smile, but I'll be more focused.

-Katarina Johnson

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

-Dr. Seuss

Don’t worry – you haven’t lost your smile. It’s right under your nose. You simply forgot it was there.

-Anonymous

Dare, dream, dance, smile, and sing loudly! And have faith that love is an unstoppable force!

-Suzanne Brockmann

Always remember to smile. You never know who might be watching.

-Anonymous

Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

-Anonymous

If you don’t have a smile, I can always give you one of mine.

-Anonymous

Smiling is the best way to face every problem, to crush every fear and to hide every pain.

-Anonymous

Warm smiles are the universal language of love, compassion, and kindness.

-Anonymous

Peace begins with a smile..

-Mother Teresa

Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.

-Yoko Ono

If you're reading this...

Congratulations, you're alive.

If that's not something to smile about,

then I don't know what is.

-Chad Sugg

Always use your smile to help change the world, but never let the world change your smile.

-Anonymous

Your smile is your logo, your personality is your business card, how you leave others feeling after having an experience with you becomes your trademark.

-Anonymous

A smile is a happiness that can be found right under your nose.

-Anonymous

Keep smiling… It makes people wonder what you’ve been up to. :)

-Anonymous

Don’t forget to smile because smiling is infectious.

-Anonymous

A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.

-Marilyn Monroe

You should never regret the things that made you smile.

-Anonymous

I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.

-Santosh Kalwar

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.

-Mother Teresa

And then he gives me a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness that unexpected warmth rushes through me.

-Suzanne Collins

Each smile you share adds a day to your life.

-Anonymous

Your smile is the prettiest thing you’ll ever wear.

-Anonymous

The prettiest thing that you can wear cannot be found in stores or in your closet. The prettiest thing that you can wear is a smile.

-Anonymous

I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile to hide sadness.

-Anonymous

You are never fully dressed without a smile.

-Anonymous

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

-Anonymous

Wrinkles are nothing more than an indication of where your smiles have been.

-Anonymous

More smiling, less worrying. More compassion, less judgment. More blessed, less stressed. More love, less hate.

-Roy T. Bennett

Share your smile with the world. It's a symbol of friendship and peace.

-Christie Brinkley

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.

-Thich Nhat Hanh

Smiling should be a part of every woman’s beauty routine. If you have a positive outlook on life and a great sense of humor, that is absolutely beautiful.

-Anonymous

Never underestimate the importance of having a person in your life who can always make you smile.

-Anonymous

I keep my head held high and smile because there are people who will kill to see me fall.

-Anonymous

Use your smile to change the world, but no matter what happens, do not let the world change your smile.

-Anonymous

Worry less, smile more. Don’t regret, just learn and grow.

-Anonymous

Smiles are curves that have the power to set everything straight.

-Anonymous

You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.

-Chuck Palahniuk

Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.

-Anthony J. D'Angelo

Smile more. Smiling can make you and others happy.”

-Roy T. Bennett

I always add a smile to every single thing I wear. So far, it’s been working out great for me.

-Anonymous

Once smile can start a friendship. One word can end a fight. One person can change your life.

-Anonymous

If you can manage to make a person smile, then you can change their whole world.

-Anonymous

Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is the way to avoid many problems.

-Anonymous

Be the reason that someone has a smile on their face today.

-Anonymous

I come to work with a smile and I leave with a laugh, and I’m so grateful.

-Robert Knepper

If you just smile, you’ll find that life is worthwhile.

-Anonymous

Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening.

-Greta Garbo

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

-John Ray